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The Worst Text to Get → "What Was the Total?"

It starts innocently enough. Your partner sends a grocery list or expense breakdown. You skim it, send money, and move on with your day.

Then comes the follow-up text: "What was the total?"

Suddenly, you're thrust into the role of human calculator — deciphering shorthand ("2.5k"), fixing typos ("m500"), and apologizing for missed cents. All while dinner gets cold.

This isn't just about math. It's about time wasted recalculating, money lost to errors, and relationships strained over spreadsheet-tier arguments. The good news? There's a better way.

The Sunday Night Grocery Math Fight

6:15 PM

"Groceries today: - Milk $4.50 - Eggs $3.20 - Chicken 2lbs $11 - Pasta $2.30 - Cheese $5.10 - Snacks $6 - Tip $2"

You quickly add it in your head ("$4 + $3 = $7... $7 + $11 = $18...") and Venmo her $35.

6:22 PM

"What was the total? The receipt says $38.10"

Your stomach sinks. You reopen the calculator:

  • Missed the pasta ($2.30)
  • Forgot to carry the cents ($0.20 + $0.10)
  • Underpaid by $3.10

Now you're:

  • ✅ Out an extra $3.10
  • ✅ In the doghouse for "not paying attention"
  • ✅ Stuck doing receipt audits every Sunday

Why This Happens to Everyone

  1. Mental Math Fails:
  2. The "I'll Just Venmo You" Trap:
    • Quick payments → More mistakes → "Wait, did I send enough?"
  3. Relationship Tax:

The Smarter Way (Wife-Approved)

Your wife now:

  1. Pastes the receipt into SmartTotal
  2. Sends you:

    "Groceries: $38.10 (Tap to see breakdown)"

You:

  1. Pay the exact amount in one tap
  2. Earn spousal brownie points
  3. Never hear "What was the total?" again
Ditch the Calculator! Use SmartTotal

(P.S. My wife's exact review: "Finally, a man who can math.")